Internet went the other night.. decided to do quotes instead of history research topic..

Jenny: “Look at him!”
Jaimie: “Who?’
Jenny: “Look at him!!”
Jaimie: “Look at WHO???”
Jenny: “Dave!”
Jaimie: “What about him? He’s dancing with a girl..”
Jenny: “That WHORE!!!”
- Prebs <3

“Ahh! My eyelashes are stuck together! Aahhh!! I need my mirror!!!” – Lisa

Ms McMahon: “Find the points which satisfy..”
Lisa: *sniggers*
- Linear programming

Lisa: “He’s actually such an emo”
Emma: “But he can’t be one cos his hair is too curly!”

“What, did the emptiness of his life just become too much??” – Emma

“ ‘Add hops. Hops add flavour…’ *slams hand down on table* NO!!!! THAT’S NOT ON THE COURSE!!!!!!’ – Lisa about the strange biology woman

Claire: “Hey Harriet, how many saxophone players does it take to put away a music stand?”
Caitrín: *shakes fist*
- Orchestra

“Pleasure me” – Ewwwwww

Claire: “The dog is barking”
Crazy yoga woman: “The girls are laughing”
Lisa: “Peter has a ball”
- Yoga

“Poo Autumn! Ode to Poo! Poo on a Grecian Urn!” – Lisa, Claire, a piece of paper with the word poo written on it, and Keats

“… delle diversita storiche e geografiche fra gli UUUUHHHH??? a questa…” – Francessca<3

Simon: “Your pic isn’t showing”
Cormac: “I don’t have one”
Simon: “No wonder, with eyebrows like THAT. Sooo unkempt…”
- Lulz

“Jenny! Lock up your rabbits!” – Emma

“Her hair gets bigger on the days of tests, did you ever notice that? A full size bigger! It’s a medium!” – Lisa on Claire’s hair

“Girls! You’re all mad today! I’ll give you the moments in a moment! I promise!” – Ms. Daly

“Orifices!” – Goatage

“We should start a riot! Like in Skins! Wooooh!” – More Goatage

“Oh my God she is such a hottie… Like if you told me you wouldn’t I’d have to… Look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn’t!!’ – Simon about the Sex Goddess

“Ah she was the Sunday in every week…” – Simon being a genius

“Smoo I didn’t! It was at the hostel!” – Aífe is a classy lassy

Stef: “Hey you haven’t seen inside my bag!”
Lisa: *thinks* Eyy!
Stef & Heather: “What?”
Lisa: “Oh wait! I didn’t say it! I just thought of a burn and didn’t say it!”
- Lulz

Jaimie: “She’s a screamer”
Kate: “So am I”

Lisa: “My friend Kate says you look like Jackson from Hannah Montana”
Chris: “Your friend Kate wouldn’t be the first to say so”

Jaimie: “And we were looking for Heather…”
Emma: “Was she in the bathroom?”

Lisa: “Haha you n00b”
Jenny: What’s a n00b?”
- Lulz

“Screw the rules I have money!” – Abridged Series; Kate & Stephanie

Lisa: “That’s cos you have no taste”
Daire: “That’s why I’m friends with you”
- Buurrrn

“Think of the train!” – Stef

“Smelly bitch” – Lisa

“Such as one about… hungry baby…” – Jessica’s Latin exam

Claire: “The classic story on stage… Dirty Dancing”
Lisa: “I’ve been to that!”
Claire: “I know, I’m reading the back of your tshirt!”

Stephanie: “I have a void that you can’t fill!”
Lisa & Kate: *sniggers*
Lisa: “I hope we can’t”