Aife: "Oooh it's French!"
Lisa & Emma in unison: "It's the French Revolution!!!"
Everyone: "Bread not heads! Bread not heads! Bread not heads!"
Cormac: "Bread!!"
Francesca: "Now lees-ten to this!"
Claire: "Yeah Lisa liss-ten!"
Lisa: "I'm liss-tenning!"
- Italian
Lisa *screaming*: "I hate you, you fucking bastard!!"
Dave *also screaming*: "I fucking hate you, you stupid biiiiiiiiitch!!"
- Fun times at Paddy's
"Oh you're punstoppable you are" - Jen, originally Heather apparently
"I've actually woken the neighbours next door with Dave" - Jen <333333333
"I'm sorry if I want my diagram to have kids Zoe, unlike you!" - Caroline in Blodge
Trailer: "You're gay!"
Simon: "That's the third trailer in a row to say that!"
Paddy: "Some movie Lisa wants to see"
Simon: "Please God don't let it be The Women"
"Oh look Dave Ferguson!!" *runs away* - Simon
*"The Confession" comes up on the screen* "Are we in the right movie??" - Everyone in the cinema
"No you don't understand! I have to go meet a pervert!" - Why Lisa can't do her homework this weekend
Lisa: "Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Emma: "That's Lisa, the town simpleton"
- While the storm exploded
Lisa: "And after we'll go to the pub!"
Claire: "Which one?"
Lisa: "All of them!!!!"
- Re: Trinity Open Day
Claire: "They call him The Scraper!"
Lisa: "He's a Scrapist!!"
Lisa: "Jenny! Stop scanning! You're a scannophile!"
Jenny: "It's a sickness!"
- Scansion in Latin
"On fire! He set it on fire! On fire!" - Jenny during her nervous breakdown
Claire: "You're all the way down there!"
Emma: "I know, I sold my feet... to drugs. And now I'm losing my knees... to drugs. And now I'm gonna sell my teeth... for drugs"
Emma: "I lost my hands"
Lisa: "Don't say to drugs!"
Emma: "No! To the war!"
*sung* "Wrapping it up like a Christmas present, bom bom-bom bom bom bom bom bom-bom!" -Lisa in blodge
"Including the hit singles, "Wrapping It Up Like A Christmas Present" and "Fuck Me (It's Cold)" - Lisa's new album
"I must say it's truly breast taking - no breath taking!" - Lisa
Baby Darragh: "Lisa.."
Lisa: "Yes..."
Baby Darragh: "Did you just favourite a video with 2 naked guys?"
Lisa: "...maybe..."
- <3>
"Coming in speaking our language, asking do we want fries with that! NO! *puts hat on* Do you want fries with that?! For I am the McDonalds worker!!" - Lisa taking her job back
"Jenny loves Dave's winky" - It's funny cos it's true ;)
Stef: "You should be a man.."
Lisa: *backs away*
Stef: "Yeah you back away! Just like all the others!"
"Stop looking at the window man!" - Fiona
"They're little beds, they fold away, they're little fellows" - Francesca on foldaway train beds
Emma: "3 mothers!"
Claire: "We had 8 kids!"
Lisa (in a ghost voice): "What page is it?"
Emma: "And one of them is a ghost!"
- Blodge, IAA experiment
"You can't join the fire department cos they're afraid you won't close your legs going down the pole!!" - Jaimie to Stef
"I'm like an aquarium except not full of fish cos that would be tasty" - Lisa
Lisa: *makes popping noise, mimes typing, clicking and evil finger waggling*
Claire: "What are you doing?"
Lisa: "Sending spam"
- to filroc@eircom.net do it!!
Lisa: "I've hurt my knees doing that now, I hope you're happy Hughes!"
Emma: "There was another Hughes... a Robespierre Hughes who hurt his knees once..."
"Oh my God I brought four and I didn't bring the right one!" - Jessica's Foinses
5th years: "4th years and 6th years can join in if they want to"
Lisa: "Why? To keep you in time?"
- ROBBED!!
"You do your rehearsing, you do your singing, you do your painting, you jump in the canal..." - Francesca's idea of pre-Culwick activities
Elaine: "AACHHEEWW!!"
Stef: "............................................................ bless you....."
"In his schoolbag???????????" - Aife
"I have a life girls it's not just biology!" -Ms McShane
"What did I say in the changing room??" -Jen fails to remember something we said we'd put in the quotebook
"I thought you said he started hustling her!" - Kate mishearing ftw
"... he has braces!" - Claire
"Oh we're just laughing, you know how laughing can be... contagious!!" - Emma
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Quotes up to where I was on the other blog=D
"In macchina" – Claire and Lisa
"An attic repairman! With some spiders in his hair!" – Lisa and Claire in English
"Your face!" – Lisa
"Budget!" – Grace
"Mother fucker" – Stef
"I’m going to work you hard girls" – Mr. Burris
"Ringing the captain’s bell" – Lisa
"If you die, I’ll kill you" – Peter
"One of both?" – Claire
"In your endo" – Everyone
"I love plates, plates are brilliant" – Ms Daly
"What is this rumpus?" – PPP Snape (Neil Cicierega made his way into the quote book before we even knew who he was!)
"I’ll perforate your face in a minute!" – Claire
"Come here to me" – Ross, Friends
"Luurve" – Claire
"A super cute cherry" – Paddy
"I’m all sucked out – Paddy
"Pianny" - I don't know who put that in.. or why..
"OMG! You’re such a legend! Like I actually can’t live without you loike!" – Stef
"Rilly good" – Paddy
"Where’s my camera?" – Lisa
"Borris!" – Claire
"Digging with a spade that FLASHES in the sun!" – Claire/Junior school
"It’s not even a piece of paper is it Caitrin? It’s an old envelope! No! Not even! A receipt! Isn’t it?" – Claire
"Soithi!" – Irish
"Fuair mo mham iad i …mBookstation" – Lisa
"Look! Lisa has a massive blister masquerading as a sixth toe! Look Harriet!" - Claire
Claire: "Any fool can make a brochure!"
Lisa: "Any monkey can with a pin cushion and licensing rights!"
"I’m a man I can’t multi-task!" – Maistear
"Look him up in the dictionary… and… eh… *mumbles* …and… he’s there!" – Lisa about Henry Cavill
"You’re like the Anti-Scrooge! Hah! Bumbug!" – Emma
"Jar the fucking door!" – Claire and Emma
Georgia Nicholson, just after the shower has collapsed around Miss Wilson, and she was seen in the nuddy-pants: "Ro, imagine if it had been Slim"
Rosie: "No"
"My bra’s full of pens!" – Lisa in Italian
Simon in my sunglasses: "Talk to me"
Lisa: "Hi Simon!"
Simon: "I can’t talk, I’m busy being gorgeous"
"PIG!!" – Grace in CA’s
"Great, now I’ll have to cut it into thirds!" – Grace in CA’s
Claire: "Great! Then he can buy us things like drugs"
Grace: "Yeah, because that’s legal when you’re 18"
"Eh guys, TB much?" – Charlotte Bronte, if she was Claire
"Get your feelers out there girls!" – Ms. Daly
"Interlocking spurs-a-go-go! Woooo!" – Lisa and Claire with clashing, almost harmonising notes
"Gasp and Egad!" – Lisa
"And you bring one from the male and one from the female and…" *bashes markers together* - Ms McShane
"I wouldn’t mind bashing his markers..." – Lisa
"These boys are going to tell you about their areas now. And if they say something is in their area…" *Lisa and Emma explode with giggles* - French
"Ciao brutta" – anyone who does Italian
"D’aghaigh!" – Lisa in Irish
"Bring me the Book of Kells!" – Stef, Lidia and now Stefan on the radio
"Mighty lance!" – Stefan
"G’day" *Lisa chokes* - Edward being Australian
"Numerous balls and banquets" - That cool leaflet Kate and Lisa found
"Mount Titlis" - A real location Kate and Lisa found in another cool leaflet
"No! Shut up! She's complimenting me!" - Emma at Hannah's
"Oh look now he's looking at me. No doubt he'll make some sort of snide remark.." - Lisa about Dave C at Hannah's
***WARNING! CHAMPION BURN AHEAD!***
Aífe: "I was forced!"
Lisa: "Forced like the way Paddy took advantage of Stef?" **Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
"Mmmnana mmmdada mmmmnana mmmmna drrrrraaagh!" - Claire's version of the start of "Shake" by Ying Yang Twins
Claire: "Mammeries! ...Lisa what are mammeries?"
Lisa: "Boobs"
Claire: "Oh... really?"
Lisa: "Yeah"Claire: "Oh..."
*both burst out laughing*
"Look Claire it will get broken in there!" - Lisa putting the study skills cd in the front pocket of her bag
"It's all so exciting" - Aileen
Stef: "Blooooaaaarrr!!"
Claire: "Agh! ..Ooww.."
Stef: "Oh I'm sorry babe"
Claire: "It's cool.. I haven't bleed..ed.."
"I made.. I made 50 fucking vol-au-vents and not one of you.. not ONE of you.. said thank you!" - Dylan Moran
"What is this? You can't taste it, you can't smell it! Why do we waste all our money on this... Why are we on a traffic island?" - Dylan Moran on vodka
"And nobody likes my shoes!" - Dylan Moran
"She'd be like hmmm and I'd be like pleeeeeeease! And she'd be like hmmmm and I'd be like pleeeeeease! And she'd be like hmmmm and I'd be like pleeeeease!" - Claire
"Jenny's living a lie" – EVERYONE
"No Claire, certainly not!" - Claire's mum/Lisa/Claire
"Dean.. this.. is a very serious investigation. We don't have time for any of your blah blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah. BLAH!!" - Sam, Supernatural
"Bring me some pie!" - Dean, Supernatural
"Dude, you fugly" - Dean, Supernatural
"BABY!" - Lisa
"Is it good?" - Richie
"Soooo good" - Richie
****WARNING ANOTHER CHAMPION BURN AHEAD*****
"Elaine you go through phones the way I go through food.. and Stephanie goes through men.." - Jaimie
****Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrn!!!!!!!!!!*****
"Quick Claire! We have a class to go to! A leaving cert to sit! Have you filled out your CAO form??" - Lisa rushing Claire
*holds up bunch of shredded paper to head like a hat* "I'm a milliner, can't you tell?" - Claire
"Bring in Cocaine Tuesdays!" - Emma's new campaign for Ciaran to bring in
"Eh your face much?" - Lisa and Paddy
"We're so sober, we're drunk right now" - Claire and Paddy
Claire: "I'm 30 and I work in an office in town and I still haven't gotten a raise"
Paul: "I'm Trevor, I work in Opus II and stack manuscripts. I have no ambitions in life."- Backgrounds for when we're trying to get into clubs
"I'm going to buy a vending machine and charge myself more than what I paid for the bars and make a profit of myself." - Grace
"Then I could take all the money out and hoard it!" - Grace
*sung* "Merton of the Mooovies!!" - Lisa
"Just because he bows like this doesn't mean he has a hump, it's probably because his arm has been bound to his body because he didn't gather the right berries last time" - Lisa about Paul's servant, Chives
Linguini: "Let me show you! I'll show you!"
Lisa: "Oh no! He's going to get out his little chef!!"- At Ratatouille
"Mark, you are the whitest person I know" - Eliot when Mark tried to rap
"I can still see his nose" - Brian about James (Esses not Ding)
"I'm not on wheels!" - Claire
"We kicked Culwick ass!" - Lisa and Claire post Culwick triumph
Francessca: "What do you find at the end of your road?"
Lisa: "A pervert!"- In Italian
"It's goin' rain!" - Lisa/Family Guy
"Tradition! The Papa!" - Choir/Ding
"And stop looking around trying to make eye contact with everyone!" - Mr. Browner to Ding
"! Calm down ok? Just calm down!" - James (Esses)
Lisa: "It was ridiculous! I actually nearly jumped the guy! I genuinely would have had sex with him!"
James: *bursts out of bathroom* "Who had sex? Don't have sex!"
"He's such a sweet boy really, bless his little Jewish soul" - Claire
***WARNING AWKWARD MOMENT AHEAD***
Claire: "And his parents would constantly frown on me, cos I wasn't Jewish"
Lisa: "And your parents would constantly frown on him, because he was a guy"
*laughter*
Lisa: "Yeah Claire, why couldn't you have a nice lesbian relationship?"
Simon: "Yeah, like that nice Stephanie girl"
Paddy: "Yeah she's a hot piece of ass"
Lisa: "Well we all know you think so"
AWKWARD!!!
"Major Bloobage!" - Claire and Lisa
"Help! Help! I'm trapped in a closet!" - Emma
"The girl will do anything for raffle tickets" - Vandalism on answer sheets at the Gonzaga quiz
"John Paul II, You, 400, :), Air guitar, Sligo & Oxfordshire, Kent, Marie Antoinette" - The Team With The Girl's answers to the sport round
"Yeah but we all know you're going to get pregnant and go on maternity leave by Round 3!" - Cormac
"He better cover his EYP to prevent you getting an STD!" - Claire
Claire: "Who in this room has a bell? I mean who actually has a bell?"
Lisa: "Sabrina!"
Sabrina: "What?"
Lisa: "You have a be-e-e-e-e-ll!"
Sabrina: "Yes I do, I have multiple bells"
"Right, James, take yourself and your chair and your hoodie and come and sit up here!" - Mr Browner
"Nice shoes Matty... Nice shoes..." - Lorna
"But what will I wear????" - Lisa
"Who is she? Who is she? Where did you find her?" - Lisa/Emma/Nikki from
Random biology woman: "Did you ever try to make your own beer?"
Lisa (in an offended tone): "No!"
Emma: "We're not Vikings!"
"Yeah have a laugh, sit down and write an essay" - Claire in English
" 'My prayers are heard!' ejaculated St. John" - Jane Eyre. Just cos. I did very well not to explode actually.
"Double-boobed jacket and fat-leg jeans" - Claire
"Just smile and nod.." - Harriet's dream phonecall
Lisa: "And then I have to get up early in the morning cos I have to go bag-packing"
Simon: *looks surprised*
Lisa: "You know, for charity"
Simon: "I didn't know you played the bagpipes"- At Sabrina's
"Byron eh?" *thinks* "Byrames! ..Wait, no.." - Lisa
"This should be called Sweeney Todd: The Cleavage Years... oh my God... oh put them away! This is coming from me! ... Oh my GOD!!" - Lisa at Sweeney Todd
"If I had f of box is equal to six boxes.." - Ms Klotz
Lisa: "Hey Ciaran!"
New Ciaran: "Hey Lisa!"- At Sabrina's
"She's actually full on wearing a hat!" - Simon
*Lisa sits on the floor*"She's actually full on on the floor!" - New Ciaran
Lisa in a croaky voice: "Yeah..."
Claire: "Her bag is going to teach us blodge.."- Biology, need I say more?
Lisa: "And then he looks really cool, which sucks."
Claire: "Hott. I bet Dave doesn't look cool holding a clipboard"
Lisa: "No, he looks like a holiday rep"
"Oh look at him! He's got a hat and headphones and crutches, he's just so full of technology!" - Lisa when Stefan came to visit
"Hurry the snails are catching up!" - Paul
"Telefonino!" - Lisa
"Ms Klotz, why does the book say something different?" - Sharmin in maths
Lisa: "Let me just look in my magic bag.."
Claire: "Magic bag? I don't know if I like the sound of that.."- On the bus to Andrews
"Top Girls - on the road!" - Claire
Lisa: "Smells like the last supper"
Claire: "Takes you back does it?"- Making alcohol in blodge
"YAY!" - Lisa
*Matt looks Claire up and down*
Claire: "Every time you do that I die a little inside"
Matt: "Turn around"
Lisa: *goes to turn around* "No!!"
"McWedding!" - Simon and Lisa
Some Top Girlage
"I hate the cows I work for with their dirty dishes and their blanquette of fucking veau!" - Joyce (Claire)
"I thought Howard was right about you but he was.. I thought he was wrong about you, but he was right!" - Aife getting there in the end =D
"Put it on auntie too! Put it on auntie too! Let's all smell!" - Angie (Sallyann)
"..fucking rotten little cunt!" *audience gasp* - Joyce (Claire)
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"Rascism or just having the craic?" - Tommy Tiernan
Cormac: "Oh my God, what's wrong with her skin?"
Simon: "It's fur!"
Lisa: "It's cat-Claire!"
Cormac: "Oh I thought you meant like Catherine-Claire!"
"Let's make a pooooooootion!" - Lisa
Lisa: "Oh that's cos this time in biology, heaven knows why, our teacher was like... Dude!" Simon: "Oh sorry... so what did I ask you?"
"Emma stop smelling my markers!" - Lisa
"Dream-Rape Crisis Centre!" - Lisa and Emma
Lisa: "It's cos they're made of bog... and the wind... they attract the wind... and yeah..."
Caitrin: "And then they explode"- On moors
Maistir: "Sallyann at the back of the house"
Claire: "Actually she's at the front of the house but... oh wait.."- Irish
"You know what's really annoying me at the minute?" *stabs picture readinng with finger* "Man face!!" - Emma in Italian
"Next stop: my thighs!" - Simon buying another coke (who heard it from Hugo, and we've since been informed is from Family Guy)
Man in Simon's old Spanish class: "Have you ever sucked a Fisherman's Friend?"
Simon: "Excuse me???????"
"Bí cuuuuuuuuurmach!" - Claire (in a spooky voice)
Maistir: "an t-úll"
Aifric: ".. ha, an t-úll"- Irish
"And it starts at half 8 and there's no way in the name of holy saint fuck that I'll be finished!" - Lisa
Angel: "When's your birthday?"
Spotty Teen: "22nd of February"
Angel: "What year?"
Spotty Teen: "Every year"- Hot Fuzz
Tony: "But you don't have a cute British accent!"
Colin: "Yes I do! I'm going to America!"- Love Actually
"Je travaille chez McDonalds chaque weekend... what are they trying to teach us?!" - Stephen Byrne.. haha.. we didn't know him then..
"Basses! Stop singing down the octave! It sounds horrible!" - Choir
"I knew it! You're a deep voiced ventriloquist!" - Lisa reprimanding Claire for singing down the octave with the basses
Lisa: "So how was your weekend then?"
Claire: "Good"
Ms Klotz: "Claire Costelloe?"
Claire: "Good!"
"Like scaffolding! Scaffolding! Scaffolding!" - Tom (aka scaffolding guy) from Silkeborg
"Honest to blog!" - Juno/Emma
Lisa (in a croaky voice): "Oíche Nollaig na mBan mbleh mbleh la la la.."
Claire: "What? What did you say? You sounded Indian!"
"urbes!" - Claire looking at the Latin poster in Italian
"ANGER!!" - Claire when we were losing
"ANGER... NOW REPLACED BY REVENGE!!!" - Claire after we lost
Mr. Browner: "So just fake it til you make it!"
Emma: "Is that what you tell your wife?"
"It's called pocket billiards guys, don't play it" - Mr Browner. They got him a teddy that said that when you squeezed it=D
Claire: *drops rolo on table*
Stef: "Can I have it?"
Claire: *nods head*
Stef: *eats rolo*
Claire: "That's been in my vagina"
Anybody: *inserts €1 in vending machine, selects A4*
Vending Machine: "A4: 80c"
Anybody: "I know" *selects A4 again*
Vending Machine: "A4: 80c"
Anybody: "I know! That's why I put in a euro!!"
*points to picture of Hitler* "That's you." - Lisa to Claire
"I'll wag your mama!" - Claire
"Would you like to see my impression of a lockjaw germ or can I eat your shirt?" - Georgia, It's Ok I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers
"Sul mio ombrellone, -one, -one, -eh, -eh, -eh.." – Italian
WASHINGTON QUOTES!!!
Huzzah for Washwash!!
"It's not her fault she can't open her mouth that wide! She has a jaw defect! Doctors told her she may never eat a sandwich!" - Emma
"You and your pink pencilcase.. have a YORKIE BAR!!!!" - Claire
"I love New York" - Claire/Made
"Joy, rapture" - Claire/NPLH
"Biscuits!"
"Biscuits and juice!"- Claire and Stef
"I don't like living on the floor" - Stef
"You're a lesbian. Happy birthday." - Lisa
Lisa: "If someone takes my seat, bad things will happen"
Claire: "Like burnt toast?"
Lisa: "Like the Holocaust"
"Can we wear comfortable walking shoes? ...I can't believe I just asked that..." - Simon
"Aquariarm!" - Lisa and Emma
"Catríona! Catríona! Can we play with your galactic grabber?" - Har har har..
"Guys I'm so constipated, like I actually tried to shit a small child" - Fiona
"Hey Brendan!" - It's the original Hey Brendan! It's all so very crazy!
Mr. Browner: "Lisa you're quite funny, did you know that?"
Lisa: "Yeah."
"SOLDIERS!!!!!!" - The guys
"Bank Annapolis. Bom bom bom." - Claire
"Male genitalia!!" *silence* - Aife
"America please, on your shiniest plane!" - Claire, Calander Girls
"Prostitutes!" - the girls
Anyone (Brendan and Dervla mostly): "WORD!"
Lisa/Claire: "Disassociation"
"Right this way sir.." - the guys bringing the life-size cut out of Obama on the plane
The Sandford Boys Song
"Ok I'm, eh Aaron, and these are the Sandford Boys
*stretching*
Cheese and wine! Cheese and wine! CHEESE AND WINE!!!
*hand wavey thing*
Ding walked into choir, like he was walking onto a catwalk,
He was trying to catch everyone's eye,
He thought he was the hottest guy!
*Fiona swoons*
You are Rachel, and I Aaron,
Joined by a musical tune,
Trying to find a dark room, in which we can... sing!
Who likes short-shorts?
Deneneneneneneneh!
Simon likes short-shorts!
Deneneneneneneneh!
Oh Becca!You came and I knew you for four days,
Then we sang in a concert together!
With Brendan?!
Oooooooooooooooh!
Mr. David Woolfe!I wanna get close to you!
*crowd around*
*Sal emerges*
Eh, you're all bet down!
Wake up in the morning light
It takes me 3 hours to get my hair right,
My name is Nathan and I like to wear white!
And I just wanna have fun
Ooh I just wanna have fun!
SOLDIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Nice camera.." - Heber at Battle of the Bands 2
*walks into a fridge* "Fuck! It's cold!" - Lisa
Claire: "Wait so if she was imaginary what did he just do?"
Paul: "What Dave does every night"- Major Burnage=D
"unrefreshed with alcohol... blind..." - meaning of "seasc" in Maistir's big fuck off Irish dictionary
Paddy: "I really like doing that"
Claire: "Yeah.. there's something really satisfying about going the octave"
Paddy: "YEAH!"- Nobody but those two actually finds this amusing..
"Don't go all Dave Collier on me" - Claire to anybody about to overreact
"Dírbheathaisnéis!" - Claire's favourite word
Ms. Daly: "But I'm sure if I had a look inside it would be full of all sorts of lovely things!"
Lisa: "Like rats!"- About the mystery cupboard
"An extract from 'Les Liasons Dangereuse' by Pierre Laclos de.. le... clos..." - Lisa
"I hope you don't mind me saying so, but you're such a bitch!" - Kathleen Byrne about Lisa
*waves finger around* "Dave homing beacon! Dave homing beacon!" - Sabrina about Jen
"Oh please" - Lisa
"Oh sorry Ms Fitzmaurice, you scared me, you came from behind!" - Stef in Home Ec
"She doesn't even go here!" - Jaimie/ Mean Girls
Direct Quotebook Extract:
Yes. That is a picture of a blue-eyed curly piano baby. And I didn't even draw it=D
"It's a Clatrick Hatrick!" - Sabrina
"The Best Hiphop Remix Ever...2" - Youtube (claireyahyah)
"He wants to storm the citadel of her womanhood!" - Emma
"He wants to put his complaint in her suggestion box" - Lisa
"Rich Tea IS a superior biscuit!!" - Hannah Rochford in music
Ms. Hearns: "...and they're also called kettle drums because they're made out of..."
Ilana: "Kettle!"
Ms. Hearns: "No.. copper!"
Claire: "I wish these doors weren't glass!"
Patrick: "So we could walk through them?"- At mine;D
Ms. Daly: "And they had been beaten there by a Norwegian team by three weeks"
Lisa: "Those bastards! They're already used to snow!"- Talking about poor Captain Oates in English
"Little enzyme digesting away there in the South Pole" - Lisa
"Hey! You have an unfair disadvantage!" - Lisa
"You just got bathroomed!" - New show on MTV
"No kanoodling at the base!" - Claire in outdoor games
"Look how mouth my wide is!" - Claire
"Quotebook me bitch!" - Everybody=D
“Well these things take time, like pregnancy. You can’t just UPLOAD a baby.” – Simon’s wisdom regarding youtube
Nerimon: “This is probably a really nice person trying to contribute…”
Rhymingwithoranges: “I’m actually feeling quite bad now, now that you’ve personified… Alice…”
Nerimon: “She’s a real person! Just like you and me!”
Rhymingwithoranges: “You see when I was reading it, I thought it was just text, that had appeared out of nowhere”- Rhyming With Nerimon
“I thought you wanted to fall in love with somebody who loves Iraq!” – Simon
“Your va-g-g!” – Claire
“Eh your face is a va-g-g!” – Claire
“I’M GLASS!!” – the doors at mine
“SEX!!!” – Claire ALL THE TIME
“You could cut the sexual tension between them with a knife!” – Lisa/Friends
“Butt nuggets!” – Nerimon
“Why do you insist on collecting us?! We’re worth hardly anything!!” – BenLoka about coppers
“And Jane is all about Zac Efron… he looks like a lesbian!” – Emma
Rachael: “Look at that ginge kid with his head out the sunroof! He’s got a gun!”
Tara: “WHAAAAAT?????????”
Katie: “Relax they don’t allow ginges to carry guns”- Study
“Has she seen a ghost?” – April
Lisa: “Yeah there could be something wrong with your curly piano baby! Ever think of that?”
Emma: “Could be out of tune!”
Lisa: “Or straight hair! Mightn’t even be a piano, you could have a flute!!”*mimes Claire looking confused holding a surprise flute baby*
“And then Maistear asked me a question… I don’t know, something about seimhius…” – Kate sums up Irish
“Blue!” – Lisa
“A lot of people had sex in August” – Daire’s vlog
“Where do all the biros go? No! Come back!” – Emma’s vlog
Jessica: “Is there a w in Latin?”
Lisa: “Eh… no…”
Jessica: “So would they never have the sound “vvvv” (makes v sound)?”- The things we talk about in Latin
Harriet: “I’m going to steal all the water in the world!”
Lisa: “Then I would die!”
Emma: “Then we would all die!”
Claire: “Then Harriet would be extremely hydrated! And we would call her ‘The Hydrated One’!”
“Poor!” – Lisa and Simon
Lorna: “Lo zaino è pieno di… quadri…”
Francessca: “Quadri is paintings”
Claire: “The bag is full of paintings?!”- Italian picture readings
Ms Hearns: “Where are Anna and Aife?”
Grace: “They fell behind”- After the music practicals
“People always say toilet and people always laugh!” – Lisa about the ‘I’m going on my holidays and I’m going to bring…’ game
*grabs boob* “Ow! Ow! Voodoo! Voodoo!” – Lisa in English
*closes eyes in a slow blink and nods head ever so slightly* - Claire/Lisa being Claire
“Your va-g-g is on fire… with lust!” – Stef to Claire in Italian
Claire: “He’s such a gem!”
Lisa: “Yeah… total gemage…”
“Fate knows he’s short” – Lisa on scoring 41% with Neil Cicierega in the love test with the county uppy letters bit
Claire: “My heart hurts”
Lisa: “What?”
Claire: “My heart hurts. Like a dull pain here” *indicates heart*
Lisa: “Why? Love?”
“Oh no! Come join the Irish army, he’ll be home for lunch!” – Caitrin
“I have to get my mum to put a stitch in the top so I can dance with my arms in the air” – Lisa about new dress
“Sometimes I want to staple things to her” – Claire (accompanied by a stapling noise)
“You haven’t been clean since your sixteenth birthday party!” – Lidia
“I mean look at that! It’s like a U-shaped valley down there!” – Heather about her cleavage
“Sinn Fein, No!” – Emma
“You know if I had a time machine, I think the first thing I would do is go back and kill Virgil” – Jen
“What do you mean you gave them ships???? What was the one thing I said!!! We put it in the treaty!!! No ships!!!! I can’t believe it!! Why would you give them ships??? I expressedly said no ships!!!!” – Lisa being France
“Lisa, you have 6 breasts in this picture and you’re concerned about your eyebrows?” – Emma
“I like your house, it’s like you, it’s big and… cream…” – Kate
“Oh yeah and Mewtwo was like MBLEEAAHH!!” – Cormac
“Love crumbs!” – Lisa
“Yes I would be found, dead, most likely with a bible through my heart” – Emma
Claire: “I look the shizzle with my roll”
Lisa: “I look like shizzle… on a shuzzle…”
“They just go jiggle-jiggle and walk out the door!” – Stef
Claire: “What causes herpes?”
Lisa: “Bold thoughts!”
Claire: “Impure thoughts cause herpes! Bible!” *throws bible*
“Is syphilis extinct?” – The Girl Book
"Herpes is for life, not just for Christmas!" – Lisa
*points at floating candles in a bowl of water*"My God. There must be a wizard in the room. The water is on fire." – April
*curls up pretending to be a bedpan* "Go in me!" – Simon
Stef: "I've been around the whole group already, I can't really go again.."
Emma: "Go round again! Victory lap!"
"No! Don't pee! Ever! It's dangerous!" - Jen
*spoken* "Sex on the beach. Come on everybody. Sex on the beach." - Emma and Claire
"I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, man, man, man, I'm 18, I'm a man.." Emma and Claire
"Dare you ride the abyss and live??!!" Claire, Emma and Lisa
"You must be this tall to ride this" - Lisa
"Tabulate" - Biology has fun words
"Is he chunky?" - Isobel
"Oh look a boy!! I have to go put on my makeup and walk past him again!!" - Lisa on seeing a BOY in the school
Aife: "Oh nothing, she just said my legs were chunky"
Mad Yoga Woman: "Cheeky monkey"
Emma: "Claire, that's what you're doing"
Claire: "No I'm not, cos everyone is doing it"
Emma: "Well what are you going to do?"
Claire: "Horticulture and Biblical Studies"
Lisa: "Oh yeah? Well I'm doing forestry, so there!"- Career decisions
"We're like the bitches of Macweth!" - Claire
Claire: "I feel like I'm being raped by 2 crazy people!!"
Stef: "Cos you are!"
Stef: "Quack!"
Emma: "N for Nora"
Claire: "But her name is Niamh..."- Blodge
Grace: "You think my stuff is illegable but it is legable!"
Claire: "You mean legitimate?"- Stop the bus in music
Lisa: "I could commute!!"
Emma: "To Belfast???????"- Lisa's college options
"Listening to Tara talk is like watching a duck trying to get through a handle-less door" - Kate in history
"AND he had a sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Emma
"I'm in the mood for dancing, rationalisation, da da da da da daaa!" - Paul's life
"Uno é pieno di RATS, e uno é pieno di KITTENS!!" - Claire
"He was wearing shorts! ....Over his jeans!!" - Claire
"Everybody wants to be a cat, because the cat's the only cat who knows where it's at" - Aristocats/Claire
"They die anyway! *clicks* That's one *clicks* That's another *clicks*and another *clicks* that's another one *storm of clicking* Mayhem!" - Lisa about Claire's brain cells/IT Crowd
"I am earthed man!" - Chris not being electrocuted
That nice Anna girl: "He's sooo good at the piano!!"
Lisa: "Mmmyes.. and I've been told he puts those 'magic hands' to good use!"
That nice girl Anna: "Oh my God! He soooooo does!!"- And that's all I remember, it only came back to me about 4 days later too=P
"Stephanie, shut up"
"No you shut up! SHUT UP!!"- Stef and Kate
"Oh little crumb, will you be my friend?" - Cormac and Claire
"He's that man on RTE with the big voice and he's always talking about stars..." - Ms McShane
3SIXTYFEST QUOTES!!!
"CONKERS!!!!!" - Lisa
"If it gets awkward we can always talk about the weather" - Adam
"But we're famous! Don't you know who they are??" - Lisa whenever they kicked us out
"Don't bother coming back" - The Park Wardens' awesome comeback, used multiple times, in a row, not making much sense to be honest
"Gonna rape some babies, gonna rape some babies, gonna rape some babies toniiiiiiight!" - Sinead's lovely song
Sean: "It's so big! It's like an apartment!"
Lisa: "Apartment Red!"- about my bag
"Hi! I'm Lynda!"
"Hi! I'm Lisa!"
"My teacher calls me Lisa!"
"Me too!"- oh how we laughed
"Kids these days..." - Chris
"No, you ask them if they want a surprise, and they say 'Yeah!' and you rape them, and then you say 'It's not my fault if you don't like surprises' " - Sinead's alarmingly understandable logic
Ste: "You know what I think would be fun? If Mhazz sand her song about ADAM!"
Mhazz: *cringes*
Ste (gleefully): "I'm a cunt=D"
Emma (aside to Lisa): "Is Adam not here?"
Lisa: *turns and looks pointedly at Adam beside her*
Emma: *cringes*
All: *laughter*
"Ask him what's in a granola bar!" - Daire in Starbucks"
It's a mystery prize!!" - Lisa
Chris: "I'm having a gathering on St. Patrick's Day!"
Ste: "No I've already bagsied that"
Chris: "Fine, I'll have it on St. Brigid's Day!! Our other patron saint!!!!"- Lulz
"An attic repairman! With some spiders in his hair!" – Lisa and Claire in English
"Your face!" – Lisa
"Budget!" – Grace
"Mother fucker" – Stef
"I’m going to work you hard girls" – Mr. Burris
"Ringing the captain’s bell" – Lisa
"If you die, I’ll kill you" – Peter
"One of both?" – Claire
"In your endo" – Everyone
"I love plates, plates are brilliant" – Ms Daly
"What is this rumpus?" – PPP Snape (Neil Cicierega made his way into the quote book before we even knew who he was!)
"I’ll perforate your face in a minute!" – Claire
"Come here to me" – Ross, Friends
"Luurve" – Claire
"A super cute cherry" – Paddy
"I’m all sucked out – Paddy
"Pianny" - I don't know who put that in.. or why..
"OMG! You’re such a legend! Like I actually can’t live without you loike!" – Stef
"Rilly good" – Paddy
"Where’s my camera?" – Lisa
"Borris!" – Claire
"Digging with a spade that FLASHES in the sun!" – Claire/Junior school
"It’s not even a piece of paper is it Caitrin? It’s an old envelope! No! Not even! A receipt! Isn’t it?" – Claire
"Soithi!" – Irish
"Fuair mo mham iad i …mBookstation" – Lisa
"Look! Lisa has a massive blister masquerading as a sixth toe! Look Harriet!" - Claire
Claire: "Any fool can make a brochure!"
Lisa: "Any monkey can with a pin cushion and licensing rights!"
"I’m a man I can’t multi-task!" – Maistear
"Look him up in the dictionary… and… eh… *mumbles* …and… he’s there!" – Lisa about Henry Cavill
"You’re like the Anti-Scrooge! Hah! Bumbug!" – Emma
"Jar the fucking door!" – Claire and Emma
Georgia Nicholson, just after the shower has collapsed around Miss Wilson, and she was seen in the nuddy-pants: "Ro, imagine if it had been Slim"
Rosie: "No"
"My bra’s full of pens!" – Lisa in Italian
Simon in my sunglasses: "Talk to me"
Lisa: "Hi Simon!"
Simon: "I can’t talk, I’m busy being gorgeous"
"PIG!!" – Grace in CA’s
"Great, now I’ll have to cut it into thirds!" – Grace in CA’s
Claire: "Great! Then he can buy us things like drugs"
Grace: "Yeah, because that’s legal when you’re 18"
"Eh guys, TB much?" – Charlotte Bronte, if she was Claire
"Get your feelers out there girls!" – Ms. Daly
"Interlocking spurs-a-go-go! Woooo!" – Lisa and Claire with clashing, almost harmonising notes
"Gasp and Egad!" – Lisa
"And you bring one from the male and one from the female and…" *bashes markers together* - Ms McShane
"I wouldn’t mind bashing his markers..." – Lisa
"These boys are going to tell you about their areas now. And if they say something is in their area…" *Lisa and Emma explode with giggles* - French
"Ciao brutta" – anyone who does Italian
"D’aghaigh!" – Lisa in Irish
"Bring me the Book of Kells!" – Stef, Lidia and now Stefan on the radio
"Mighty lance!" – Stefan
"G’day" *Lisa chokes* - Edward being Australian
"Numerous balls and banquets" - That cool leaflet Kate and Lisa found
"Mount Titlis" - A real location Kate and Lisa found in another cool leaflet
"No! Shut up! She's complimenting me!" - Emma at Hannah's
"Oh look now he's looking at me. No doubt he'll make some sort of snide remark.." - Lisa about Dave C at Hannah's
***WARNING! CHAMPION BURN AHEAD!***
Aífe: "I was forced!"
Lisa: "Forced like the way Paddy took advantage of Stef?" **Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
"Mmmnana mmmdada mmmmnana mmmmna drrrrraaagh!" - Claire's version of the start of "Shake" by Ying Yang Twins
Claire: "Mammeries! ...Lisa what are mammeries?"
Lisa: "Boobs"
Claire: "Oh... really?"
Lisa: "Yeah"Claire: "Oh..."
*both burst out laughing*
"Look Claire it will get broken in there!" - Lisa putting the study skills cd in the front pocket of her bag
"It's all so exciting" - Aileen
Stef: "Blooooaaaarrr!!"
Claire: "Agh! ..Ooww.."
Stef: "Oh I'm sorry babe"
Claire: "It's cool.. I haven't bleed..ed.."
"I made.. I made 50 fucking vol-au-vents and not one of you.. not ONE of you.. said thank you!" - Dylan Moran
"What is this? You can't taste it, you can't smell it! Why do we waste all our money on this... Why are we on a traffic island?" - Dylan Moran on vodka
"And nobody likes my shoes!" - Dylan Moran
"She'd be like hmmm and I'd be like pleeeeeeease! And she'd be like hmmmm and I'd be like pleeeeeease! And she'd be like hmmmm and I'd be like pleeeeease!" - Claire
"Jenny's living a lie" – EVERYONE
"No Claire, certainly not!" - Claire's mum/Lisa/Claire
"Dean.. this.. is a very serious investigation. We don't have time for any of your blah blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah. BLAH!!" - Sam, Supernatural
"Bring me some pie!" - Dean, Supernatural
"Dude, you fugly" - Dean, Supernatural
"BABY!" - Lisa
"Is it good?" - Richie
"Soooo good" - Richie
****WARNING ANOTHER CHAMPION BURN AHEAD*****
"Elaine you go through phones the way I go through food.. and Stephanie goes through men.." - Jaimie
****Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrn!!!!!!!!!!*****
"Quick Claire! We have a class to go to! A leaving cert to sit! Have you filled out your CAO form??" - Lisa rushing Claire
*holds up bunch of shredded paper to head like a hat* "I'm a milliner, can't you tell?" - Claire
"Bring in Cocaine Tuesdays!" - Emma's new campaign for Ciaran to bring in
"Eh your face much?" - Lisa and Paddy
"We're so sober, we're drunk right now" - Claire and Paddy
Claire: "I'm 30 and I work in an office in town and I still haven't gotten a raise"
Paul: "I'm Trevor, I work in Opus II and stack manuscripts. I have no ambitions in life."- Backgrounds for when we're trying to get into clubs
"I'm going to buy a vending machine and charge myself more than what I paid for the bars and make a profit of myself." - Grace
"Then I could take all the money out and hoard it!" - Grace
*sung* "Merton of the Mooovies!!" - Lisa
"Just because he bows like this doesn't mean he has a hump, it's probably because his arm has been bound to his body because he didn't gather the right berries last time" - Lisa about Paul's servant, Chives
Linguini: "Let me show you! I'll show you!"
Lisa: "Oh no! He's going to get out his little chef!!"- At Ratatouille
"Mark, you are the whitest person I know" - Eliot when Mark tried to rap
"I can still see his nose" - Brian about James (Esses not Ding)
"I'm not on wheels!" - Claire
"We kicked Culwick ass!" - Lisa and Claire post Culwick triumph
Francessca: "What do you find at the end of your road?"
Lisa: "A pervert!"- In Italian
"It's goin' rain!" - Lisa/Family Guy
"Tradition! The Papa!" - Choir/Ding
"And stop looking around trying to make eye contact with everyone!" - Mr. Browner to Ding
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Lisa: "It was ridiculous! I actually nearly jumped the guy! I genuinely would have had sex with him!"
James: *bursts out of bathroom* "Who had sex? Don't have sex!"
"He's such a sweet boy really, bless his little Jewish soul" - Claire
***WARNING AWKWARD MOMENT AHEAD***
Claire: "And his parents would constantly frown on me, cos I wasn't Jewish"
Lisa: "And your parents would constantly frown on him, because he was a guy"
*laughter*
Lisa: "Yeah Claire, why couldn't you have a nice lesbian relationship?"
Simon: "Yeah, like that nice Stephanie girl"
Paddy: "Yeah she's a hot piece of ass"
Lisa: "Well we all know you think so"
AWKWARD!!!
"Major Bloobage!" - Claire and Lisa
"Help! Help! I'm trapped in a closet!" - Emma
"The girl will do anything for raffle tickets" - Vandalism on answer sheets at the Gonzaga quiz
"John Paul II, You, 400, :), Air guitar, Sligo & Oxfordshire, Kent, Marie Antoinette" - The Team With The Girl's answers to the sport round
"Yeah but we all know you're going to get pregnant and go on maternity leave by Round 3!" - Cormac
"He better cover his EYP to prevent you getting an STD!" - Claire
Claire: "Who in this room has a bell? I mean who actually has a bell?"
Lisa: "Sabrina!"
Sabrina: "What?"
Lisa: "You have a be-e-e-e-e-ll!"
Sabrina: "Yes I do, I have multiple bells"
"Right, James, take yourself and your chair and your hoodie and come and sit up here!" - Mr Browner
"Nice shoes Matty... Nice shoes..." - Lorna
"But what will I wear????" - Lisa
"Who is she? Who is she? Where did you find her?" - Lisa/Emma/Nikki from
Random biology woman: "Did you ever try to make your own beer?"
Lisa (in an offended tone): "No!"
Emma: "We're not Vikings!"
"Yeah have a laugh, sit down and write an essay" - Claire in English
" 'My prayers are heard!' ejaculated St. John" - Jane Eyre. Just cos. I did very well not to explode actually.
"Double-boobed jacket and fat-leg jeans" - Claire
"Just smile and nod.." - Harriet's dream phonecall
Lisa: "And then I have to get up early in the morning cos I have to go bag-packing"
Simon: *looks surprised*
Lisa: "You know, for charity"
Simon: "I didn't know you played the bagpipes"- At Sabrina's
"Byron eh?" *thinks* "Byrames! ..Wait, no.." - Lisa
"This should be called Sweeney Todd: The Cleavage Years... oh my God... oh put them away! This is coming from me! ... Oh my GOD!!" - Lisa at Sweeney Todd
"If I had f of box is equal to six boxes.." - Ms Klotz
Lisa: "Hey Ciaran!"
New Ciaran: "Hey Lisa!"- At Sabrina's
"She's actually full on wearing a hat!" - Simon
*Lisa sits on the floor*"She's actually full on on the floor!" - New Ciaran
Lisa in a croaky voice: "Yeah..."
Claire: "Her bag is going to teach us blodge.."- Biology, need I say more?
Lisa: "And then he looks really cool, which sucks."
Claire: "Hott. I bet Dave doesn't look cool holding a clipboard"
Lisa: "No, he looks like a holiday rep"
"Oh look at him! He's got a hat and headphones and crutches, he's just so full of technology!" - Lisa when Stefan came to visit
"Hurry the snails are catching up!" - Paul
"Telefonino!" - Lisa
"Ms Klotz, why does the book say something different?" - Sharmin in maths
Lisa: "Let me just look in my magic bag.."
Claire: "Magic bag? I don't know if I like the sound of that.."- On the bus to Andrews
"Top Girls - on the road!" - Claire
Lisa: "Smells like the last supper"
Claire: "Takes you back does it?"- Making alcohol in blodge
"YAY!" - Lisa
*Matt looks Claire up and down*
Claire: "Every time you do that I die a little inside"
Matt: "Turn around"
Lisa: *goes to turn around* "No!!"
"McWedding!" - Simon and Lisa
Some Top Girlage
"I hate the cows I work for with their dirty dishes and their blanquette of fucking veau!" - Joyce (Claire)
"I thought Howard was right about you but he was.. I thought he was wrong about you, but he was right!" - Aife getting there in the end =D
"Put it on auntie too! Put it on auntie too! Let's all smell!" - Angie (Sallyann)
"..fucking rotten little cunt!" *audience gasp* - Joyce (Claire)
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"Rascism or just having the craic?" - Tommy Tiernan
Cormac: "Oh my God, what's wrong with her skin?"
Simon: "It's fur!"
Lisa: "It's cat-Claire!"
Cormac: "Oh I thought you meant like Catherine-Claire!"
"Let's make a pooooooootion!" - Lisa
Lisa: "Oh that's cos this time in biology, heaven knows why, our teacher was like... Dude!" Simon: "Oh sorry... so what did I ask you?"
"Emma stop smelling my markers!" - Lisa
"Dream-Rape Crisis Centre!" - Lisa and Emma
Lisa: "It's cos they're made of bog... and the wind... they attract the wind... and yeah..."
Caitrin: "And then they explode"- On moors
Maistir: "Sallyann at the back of the house"
Claire: "Actually she's at the front of the house but... oh wait.."- Irish
"You know what's really annoying me at the minute?" *stabs picture readinng with finger* "Man face!!" - Emma in Italian
"Next stop: my thighs!" - Simon buying another coke (who heard it from Hugo, and we've since been informed is from Family Guy)
Man in Simon's old Spanish class: "Have you ever sucked a Fisherman's Friend?"
Simon: "Excuse me???????"
"Bí cuuuuuuuuurmach!" - Claire (in a spooky voice)
Maistir: "an t-úll"
Aifric: ".. ha, an t-úll"- Irish
"And it starts at half 8 and there's no way in the name of holy saint fuck that I'll be finished!" - Lisa
Angel: "When's your birthday?"
Spotty Teen: "22nd of February"
Angel: "What year?"
Spotty Teen: "Every year"- Hot Fuzz
Tony: "But you don't have a cute British accent!"
Colin: "Yes I do! I'm going to America!"- Love Actually
"Je travaille chez McDonalds chaque weekend... what are they trying to teach us?!" - Stephen Byrne.. haha.. we didn't know him then..
"Basses! Stop singing down the octave! It sounds horrible!" - Choir
"I knew it! You're a deep voiced ventriloquist!" - Lisa reprimanding Claire for singing down the octave with the basses
Lisa: "So how was your weekend then?"
Claire: "Good"
Ms Klotz: "Claire Costelloe?"
Claire: "Good!"
"Like scaffolding! Scaffolding! Scaffolding!" - Tom (aka scaffolding guy) from Silkeborg
"Honest to blog!" - Juno/Emma
Lisa (in a croaky voice): "Oíche Nollaig na mBan mbleh mbleh la la la.."
Claire: "What? What did you say? You sounded Indian!"
"urbes!" - Claire looking at the Latin poster in Italian
"ANGER!!" - Claire when we were losing
"ANGER... NOW REPLACED BY REVENGE!!!" - Claire after we lost
Mr. Browner: "So just fake it til you make it!"
Emma: "Is that what you tell your wife?"
"It's called pocket billiards guys, don't play it" - Mr Browner. They got him a teddy that said that when you squeezed it=D
Claire: *drops rolo on table*
Stef: "Can I have it?"
Claire: *nods head*
Stef: *eats rolo*
Claire: "That's been in my vagina"
Anybody: *inserts €1 in vending machine, selects A4*
Vending Machine: "A4: 80c"
Anybody: "I know" *selects A4 again*
Vending Machine: "A4: 80c"
Anybody: "I know! That's why I put in a euro!!"
*points to picture of Hitler* "That's you." - Lisa to Claire
"I'll wag your mama!" - Claire
"Would you like to see my impression of a lockjaw germ or can I eat your shirt?" - Georgia, It's Ok I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers
"Sul mio ombrellone, -one, -one, -eh, -eh, -eh.." – Italian
WASHINGTON QUOTES!!!
Huzzah for Washwash!!
"It's not her fault she can't open her mouth that wide! She has a jaw defect! Doctors told her she may never eat a sandwich!" - Emma
"You and your pink pencilcase.. have a YORKIE BAR!!!!" - Claire
"I love New York" - Claire/Made
"Joy, rapture" - Claire/NPLH
"Biscuits!"
"Biscuits and juice!"- Claire and Stef
"I don't like living on the floor" - Stef
"You're a lesbian. Happy birthday." - Lisa
Lisa: "If someone takes my seat, bad things will happen"
Claire: "Like burnt toast?"
Lisa: "Like the Holocaust"
"Can we wear comfortable walking shoes? ...I can't believe I just asked that..." - Simon
"Aquariarm!" - Lisa and Emma
"Catríona! Catríona! Can we play with your galactic grabber?" - Har har har..
"Guys I'm so constipated, like I actually tried to shit a small child" - Fiona
"Hey Brendan!" - It's the original Hey Brendan! It's all so very crazy!
Mr. Browner: "Lisa you're quite funny, did you know that?"
Lisa: "Yeah."
"SOLDIERS!!!!!!" - The guys
"Bank Annapolis. Bom bom bom." - Claire
"Male genitalia!!" *silence* - Aife
"America please, on your shiniest plane!" - Claire, Calander Girls
"Prostitutes!" - the girls
Anyone (Brendan and Dervla mostly): "WORD!"
Lisa/Claire: "Disassociation"
"Right this way sir.." - the guys bringing the life-size cut out of Obama on the plane
The Sandford Boys Song
"Ok I'm, eh Aaron, and these are the Sandford Boys
*stretching*
Cheese and wine! Cheese and wine! CHEESE AND WINE!!!
*hand wavey thing*
Ding walked into choir, like he was walking onto a catwalk,
He was trying to catch everyone's eye,
He thought he was the hottest guy!
*Fiona swoons*
You are Rachel, and I Aaron,
Joined by a musical tune,
Trying to find a dark room, in which we can... sing!
Who likes short-shorts?
Deneneneneneneneh!
Simon likes short-shorts!
Deneneneneneneneh!
Oh Becca!You came and I knew you for four days,
Then we sang in a concert together!
With Brendan?!
Oooooooooooooooh!
Mr. David Woolfe!I wanna get close to you!
*crowd around*
*Sal emerges*
Eh, you're all bet down!
Wake up in the morning light
It takes me 3 hours to get my hair right,
My name is Nathan and I like to wear white!
And I just wanna have fun
Ooh I just wanna have fun!
SOLDIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Nice camera.." - Heber at Battle of the Bands 2
*walks into a fridge* "Fuck! It's cold!" - Lisa
Claire: "Wait so if she was imaginary what did he just do?"
Paul: "What Dave does every night"- Major Burnage=D
"unrefreshed with alcohol... blind..." - meaning of "seasc" in Maistir's big fuck off Irish dictionary
Paddy: "I really like doing that"
Claire: "Yeah.. there's something really satisfying about going the octave"
Paddy: "YEAH!"- Nobody but those two actually finds this amusing..
"Don't go all Dave Collier on me" - Claire to anybody about to overreact
"Dírbheathaisnéis!" - Claire's favourite word
Ms. Daly: "But I'm sure if I had a look inside it would be full of all sorts of lovely things!"
Lisa: "Like rats!"- About the mystery cupboard
"An extract from 'Les Liasons Dangereuse' by Pierre Laclos de.. le... clos..." - Lisa
"I hope you don't mind me saying so, but you're such a bitch!" - Kathleen Byrne about Lisa
*waves finger around* "Dave homing beacon! Dave homing beacon!" - Sabrina about Jen
"Oh please" - Lisa
"Oh sorry Ms Fitzmaurice, you scared me, you came from behind!" - Stef in Home Ec
"She doesn't even go here!" - Jaimie/ Mean Girls
Direct Quotebook Extract:
Yes. That is a picture of a blue-eyed curly piano baby. And I didn't even draw it=D
"It's a Clatrick Hatrick!" - Sabrina
"The Best Hiphop Remix Ever...2" - Youtube (claireyahyah)
"He wants to storm the citadel of her womanhood!" - Emma
"He wants to put his complaint in her suggestion box" - Lisa
"Rich Tea IS a superior biscuit!!" - Hannah Rochford in music
Ms. Hearns: "...and they're also called kettle drums because they're made out of..."
Ilana: "Kettle!"
Ms. Hearns: "No.. copper!"
Claire: "I wish these doors weren't glass!"
Patrick: "So we could walk through them?"- At mine;D
Ms. Daly: "And they had been beaten there by a Norwegian team by three weeks"
Lisa: "Those bastards! They're already used to snow!"- Talking about poor Captain Oates in English
"Little enzyme digesting away there in the South Pole" - Lisa
"Hey! You have an unfair disadvantage!" - Lisa
"You just got bathroomed!" - New show on MTV
"No kanoodling at the base!" - Claire in outdoor games
"Look how mouth my wide is!" - Claire
"Quotebook me bitch!" - Everybody=D
“Well these things take time, like pregnancy. You can’t just UPLOAD a baby.” – Simon’s wisdom regarding youtube
Nerimon: “This is probably a really nice person trying to contribute…”
Rhymingwithoranges: “I’m actually feeling quite bad now, now that you’ve personified… Alice…”
Nerimon: “She’s a real person! Just like you and me!”
Rhymingwithoranges: “You see when I was reading it, I thought it was just text, that had appeared out of nowhere”- Rhyming With Nerimon
“I thought you wanted to fall in love with somebody who loves Iraq!” – Simon
“Your va-g-g!” – Claire
“Eh your face is a va-g-g!” – Claire
“I’M GLASS!!” – the doors at mine
“SEX!!!” – Claire ALL THE TIME
“You could cut the sexual tension between them with a knife!” – Lisa/Friends
“Butt nuggets!” – Nerimon
“Why do you insist on collecting us?! We’re worth hardly anything!!” – BenLoka about coppers
“And Jane is all about Zac Efron… he looks like a lesbian!” – Emma
Rachael: “Look at that ginge kid with his head out the sunroof! He’s got a gun!”
Tara: “WHAAAAAT?????????”
Katie: “Relax they don’t allow ginges to carry guns”- Study
“Has she seen a ghost?” – April
Lisa: “Yeah there could be something wrong with your curly piano baby! Ever think of that?”
Emma: “Could be out of tune!”
Lisa: “Or straight hair! Mightn’t even be a piano, you could have a flute!!”*mimes Claire looking confused holding a surprise flute baby*
“And then Maistear asked me a question… I don’t know, something about seimhius…” – Kate sums up Irish
“Blue!” – Lisa
“A lot of people had sex in August” – Daire’s vlog
“Where do all the biros go? No! Come back!” – Emma’s vlog
Jessica: “Is there a w in Latin?”
Lisa: “Eh… no…”
Jessica: “So would they never have the sound “vvvv” (makes v sound)?”- The things we talk about in Latin
Harriet: “I’m going to steal all the water in the world!”
Lisa: “Then I would die!”
Emma: “Then we would all die!”
Claire: “Then Harriet would be extremely hydrated! And we would call her ‘The Hydrated One’!”
“Poor!” – Lisa and Simon
Lorna: “Lo zaino è pieno di… quadri…”
Francessca: “Quadri is paintings”
Claire: “The bag is full of paintings?!”- Italian picture readings
Ms Hearns: “Where are Anna and Aife?”
Grace: “They fell behind”- After the music practicals
“People always say toilet and people always laugh!” – Lisa about the ‘I’m going on my holidays and I’m going to bring…’ game
*grabs boob* “Ow! Ow! Voodoo! Voodoo!” – Lisa in English
*closes eyes in a slow blink and nods head ever so slightly* - Claire/Lisa being Claire
“Your va-g-g is on fire… with lust!” – Stef to Claire in Italian
Claire: “He’s such a gem!”
Lisa: “Yeah… total gemage…”
“Fate knows he’s short” – Lisa on scoring 41% with Neil Cicierega in the love test with the county uppy letters bit
Claire: “My heart hurts”
Lisa: “What?”
Claire: “My heart hurts. Like a dull pain here” *indicates heart*
Lisa: “Why? Love?”
“Oh no! Come join the Irish army, he’ll be home for lunch!” – Caitrin
“I have to get my mum to put a stitch in the top so I can dance with my arms in the air” – Lisa about new dress
“Sometimes I want to staple things to her” – Claire (accompanied by a stapling noise)
“You haven’t been clean since your sixteenth birthday party!” – Lidia
“I mean look at that! It’s like a U-shaped valley down there!” – Heather about her cleavage
“Sinn Fein, No!” – Emma
“You know if I had a time machine, I think the first thing I would do is go back and kill Virgil” – Jen
“What do you mean you gave them ships???? What was the one thing I said!!! We put it in the treaty!!! No ships!!!! I can’t believe it!! Why would you give them ships??? I expressedly said no ships!!!!” – Lisa being France
“Lisa, you have 6 breasts in this picture and you’re concerned about your eyebrows?” – Emma
“I like your house, it’s like you, it’s big and… cream…” – Kate
“Oh yeah and Mewtwo was like MBLEEAAHH!!” – Cormac
“Love crumbs!” – Lisa
“Yes I would be found, dead, most likely with a bible through my heart” – Emma
Claire: “I look the shizzle with my roll”
Lisa: “I look like shizzle… on a shuzzle…”
“They just go jiggle-jiggle and walk out the door!” – Stef
Claire: “What causes herpes?”
Lisa: “Bold thoughts!”
Claire: “Impure thoughts cause herpes! Bible!” *throws bible*
“Is syphilis extinct?” – The Girl Book
"Herpes is for life, not just for Christmas!" – Lisa
*points at floating candles in a bowl of water*"My God. There must be a wizard in the room. The water is on fire." – April
*curls up pretending to be a bedpan* "Go in me!" – Simon
Stef: "I've been around the whole group already, I can't really go again.."
Emma: "Go round again! Victory lap!"
"No! Don't pee! Ever! It's dangerous!" - Jen
*spoken* "Sex on the beach. Come on everybody. Sex on the beach." - Emma and Claire
"I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, man, man, man, I'm 18, I'm a man.." Emma and Claire
"Dare you ride the abyss and live??!!" Claire, Emma and Lisa
"You must be this tall to ride this" - Lisa
"Tabulate" - Biology has fun words
"Is he chunky?" - Isobel
"Oh look a boy!! I have to go put on my makeup and walk past him again!!" - Lisa on seeing a BOY in the school
Aife: "Oh nothing, she just said my legs were chunky"
Mad Yoga Woman: "Cheeky monkey"
Emma: "Claire, that's what you're doing"
Claire: "No I'm not, cos everyone is doing it"
Emma: "Well what are you going to do?"
Claire: "Horticulture and Biblical Studies"
Lisa: "Oh yeah? Well I'm doing forestry, so there!"- Career decisions
"We're like the bitches of Macweth!" - Claire
Claire: "I feel like I'm being raped by 2 crazy people!!"
Stef: "Cos you are!"
Stef: "Quack!"
Emma: "N for Nora"
Claire: "But her name is Niamh..."- Blodge
Grace: "You think my stuff is illegable but it is legable!"
Claire: "You mean legitimate?"- Stop the bus in music
Lisa: "I could commute!!"
Emma: "To Belfast???????"- Lisa's college options
"Listening to Tara talk is like watching a duck trying to get through a handle-less door" - Kate in history
"AND he had a sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Emma
"I'm in the mood for dancing, rationalisation, da da da da da daaa!" - Paul's life
"Uno é pieno di RATS, e uno é pieno di KITTENS!!" - Claire
"He was wearing shorts! ....Over his jeans!!" - Claire
"Everybody wants to be a cat, because the cat's the only cat who knows where it's at" - Aristocats/Claire
"They die anyway! *clicks* That's one *clicks* That's another *clicks*and another *clicks* that's another one *storm of clicking* Mayhem!" - Lisa about Claire's brain cells/IT Crowd
"I am earthed man!" - Chris not being electrocuted
That nice Anna girl: "He's sooo good at the piano!!"
Lisa: "Mmmyes.. and I've been told he puts those 'magic hands' to good use!"
That nice girl Anna: "Oh my God! He soooooo does!!"- And that's all I remember, it only came back to me about 4 days later too=P
"Stephanie, shut up"
"No you shut up! SHUT UP!!"- Stef and Kate
"Oh little crumb, will you be my friend?" - Cormac and Claire
"He's that man on RTE with the big voice and he's always talking about stars..." - Ms McShane
3SIXTYFEST QUOTES!!!
"CONKERS!!!!!" - Lisa
"If it gets awkward we can always talk about the weather" - Adam
"But we're famous! Don't you know who they are??" - Lisa whenever they kicked us out
"Don't bother coming back" - The Park Wardens' awesome comeback, used multiple times, in a row, not making much sense to be honest
"Gonna rape some babies, gonna rape some babies, gonna rape some babies toniiiiiiight!" - Sinead's lovely song
Sean: "It's so big! It's like an apartment!"
Lisa: "Apartment Red!"- about my bag
"Hi! I'm Lynda!"
"Hi! I'm Lisa!"
"My teacher calls me Lisa!"
"Me too!"- oh how we laughed
"Kids these days..." - Chris
"No, you ask them if they want a surprise, and they say 'Yeah!' and you rape them, and then you say 'It's not my fault if you don't like surprises' " - Sinead's alarmingly understandable logic
Ste: "You know what I think would be fun? If Mhazz sand her song about ADAM!"
Mhazz: *cringes*
Ste (gleefully): "I'm a cunt=D"
Emma (aside to Lisa): "Is Adam not here?"
Lisa: *turns and looks pointedly at Adam beside her*
Emma: *cringes*
All: *laughter*
"Ask him what's in a granola bar!" - Daire in Starbucks"
It's a mystery prize!!" - Lisa
Chris: "I'm having a gathering on St. Patrick's Day!"
Ste: "No I've already bagsied that"
Chris: "Fine, I'll have it on St. Brigid's Day!! Our other patron saint!!!!"- Lulz
I know I know
Right went through my old blog, and found there were more blog posts than quote posts, which means it was just rude that I made the blogs move out.. so quotes live here now.
Tis a better set up for all to have somewhere that's pure quotes, uninterrupted by May-time angst.
So this is where the quotes live. Hopefully everything will have sorted itself out soon now then. I'm a bit restless re: blog placement at the minute. I'm a bit restless re: everything really.
Well yes, this is the quotebook. This is where they live now. Welcome.
Tis a better set up for all to have somewhere that's pure quotes, uninterrupted by May-time angst.
So this is where the quotes live. Hopefully everything will have sorted itself out soon now then. I'm a bit restless re: blog placement at the minute. I'm a bit restless re: everything really.
Well yes, this is the quotebook. This is where they live now. Welcome.
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